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Hurricane Earl meets Hurricane Danielle!!

Do to the fact that our power lines are shaking , there is a steady wall of water coming down from the sky & we need to batten down the hatches as they say. We will be taking the rest of the day off to be SMART. Hurricane Earl is in affect in our area. So we will attempt to do updates this evening but if there aren’t any. Now you know why. Guess we can watch some old Jersey Housewives episodes and cuddle up on the couch tonight!

A Message To BustyBigGuns from OPK Dade! LOL

Our Social of the Month is a true gamer to the bone! Check out this message he sent to our very own Busty only moments ago. He had to let her know just because he was at work doesn’t mean he wasn’t going to represent. Check out Dade’s full feature by CLICKING HERE!

Leigh Nicole is #8 On CMB’s “10 Most Fascinating List”

8.) Leigh Nicole

It may feel like deja vu but believe me it’s not. Even though Leigh Nicole is also our Actress of the month there is so much more about her to love. The truth about how we met is this. I was looking for dancers for my summer shows. She was sent to me by someone ( I still believe purely because our skin tones matched). Either way. Thanks to their ignorance I got the dancer I needed & got a good friend out of it. Much to my surprise when she came to audition, I also found out she is an aspiring actress. A model & a teacher. She spent the majority of her summer choreographing a stage dance with very young children. This while also rehearsing for my show & a third performance for another singer. This is fascinating to me. Mostly because I am not good with kids. But its very rare if at all that you meet people in the business that care about anything other than themselves. Not to Mention she is classically trained in Ballet & has the work ethic of a Rockerfeller. Nicole also has a very interesting family background & friends all over the  globe. Just Like me. Her and I also share a love for our family & don’t wish to abandon them simply for the chance of fortune & fame. That is why she has made my list here & in life.

The 10 Most Fascinating List will Continue On Monday September 6th 2010.

Mel B. Has a “SCARY” life & she is sharing with Us Weekly on The Style Network.

Spice Girl Fans will surely be looking for a special appearance by some of the gals. But this reality show is all about Mel & Her new life in LA. Marriage , kids, & solo projects. Check out an exclusive sneak peek sent to us from The Style Network.

(Male) Beach Body of the Week: Christiano Ronaldo

He may have been apart of the biggest hype & hugest let downs in “World Cup History”. But that is all water down his perfectly chiseled abs now! Oh good lord if only Kim Kardashian didn’t have sex with him. He wouldn’t seem so skeevy. But once you plow that used tunnel. There is no going back. So we will just enjoy him from a far!

Next week you will get to vote for the best Beach body of the summer! Stay tuned.

Wendy Williams Exclusive Preview of her “Season 2 Premiere”

The New Wendy Twitter Page Pic. happy Home maker much?

We are happy for her but seriously. Who is that corny white dude saying, “Now here’s Wendy”?
What happen to the real people introducing her? Oh yea they got replaced with people that had something to promote. Well, what happen to them? Guess they got replaced with a corny voice over. The set looks nice. But we still liked the other one better. Maybe we will adjust. But so far it just seems like she keeps melting down what once was pure gold into something else. Don’t blame us for pointing out what’s obvious to anyone not mesmerized by tv’s smoke & mirror tricks. The woman is doing two things, making money & social climbing. Which is great for her. But when interested parties in the corporate world make her wear things, promote things, pretend to like country music & become less down to earth. That isn’t the show we all stopped watching Tyra for. Mark our words…… If this show gets anymore watered down it won’t make it past 2012. Unless she garners a 60/40 white to black audience. Which it looks to us like that is exactly what the plan is. Remember we said that.  If this isn’t Wendy slowing selling out then we have a few million dollars in the bank that needs to be spent.

Jerseylicious Bitch Tracy is Picking Fights With Danielle Staub!

OHHHHHH. Tracy may know how to hurt the feelings of a few little girls in her town. But trying to blend all the Jersey shows (especially her 3rd tier show) can be dangerous.

“I am friends with Dina [Manzo] and I’m also really close with Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley and Caroline‘s daughter, Lauren,” DiMarco tells E! .

In other words, she’s totally Team Manzo. “She needs to be locked in a padded room,” DiMarco says of Staub, “with a straight jacket on!” Thats funny coming from the resident psycho at her TV salon. It seems Tracy Dimacro not only knows people from the Bravo world of Jersey. But she even had a run in with a few cast mates from the Jersey Shore. A few she had problems with at one time. Tracy & a Friend ran into some of the Shore gang earlier this year in an airport, where they were unexpectedly taking the same flight to Los Angeles. “I went up to them and I was like, ‘I just want to be the bigger person and say, ‘Congratulations,’” DiMarco said. “And Ronnie was like, ‘I don’t even know you are.’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, right. You just tweeted about me.’”

These Jersey people are out of hand. We think Danielle would agree & say, “That’s E-F*cking_nuff”! LOL it never gets old.


Jesse James Spreads his Racist Herpes to Kat Von D! They announce their relationship.

As if we didn’t already know. CreepO Jesse James & Tattoo mastermind Kat Von D revealed their relationship on the “redcarpet” at the Wonderland Gallery.

How appropriate. Because she has to be living in Wonderland to think he is a changed man. Or maybe she doesn’t care. She surely fits his type. The Tattooed , tranny faced, man voice, sluts, type  That is. Good Luck to Them.

Fantasia Performs Live For Vh1 & we snagged the Footage!!

She is tooo cute. While explaining a story & where she is in her life right now. Fantasia sort of cusses & the southern belle says, “oops can you bleep that. I don’t want my grandma to hear that.” We will take her over Katy Slutty Anyday.

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