Teresa Giudice Maybe leaving NJ for Las Vegas!!
Ok maybe that is a stretch but we have a good reason. First off. We know most of you are getting sick of the Jersey Housewives. Luckily the season is over & we hate the D.C. show on that is up in its place. Also the Housewives of Los Angeles starts this week. So we may take a peek at it with all its fake boobed & Fake tanned glory. Speaking of fake bubbies, Teresa Giudice recently hosted “An Evening at the Beetles Revolution Lounge” at the Mirage in Las Vegas. She was a crowd favorite & no the kids weren’t on hand. She will be heading back down to Jersey any moment now. Because she has a live appearance to make on “Watch what happens (Live)” this thursday. Some speculate she will be announcing her departure from what is quickly become the “not so many jersey housewives”. Seems two big factors maybe playing a part in that. 1.) Due to her going flat broke. The Giudice’s asked for double the pay to be apart of the 3rd season. But their demands have yet to be met. The other reason is, Teresa’s sister in-law will be joining the cast & she doesn’t want to share the lime light. So how did they meet her??
It all sounds like a big mess. We already lost interest when Danielle left. Without Teresa they mine as well cancel the whole show.
Update: New Music: Rihanna “Only Girl (in the world)”
Here is the full version of the song. Now that we heard it , we like it. BUT! It is a very obvious attempt on her part to cut into Kelis & Kelly Rowlands new fans. Hmmmmmm
We wonder what miss Kelly thinks about Rihanna’s dance diva knock off?
Check out the full track below.
We will try to refresh the video as it keeps getting removed from youtube for copyright infringement.
Danielle Staub’s Sobbing Goodbye last night, was her finale episode.
Andy Cohen announced on behalf of Bravo today that Danielle will no longer be on The New Jersey Housewives program. Well that’s that folks. They are sucking the life out of the show. RHONJ without Danielle is like Kool-aid without sugar, peanut butter without jelly, cats without dogs, & so on & so on.
The point is, the show is gonna stink. Sure Teresa has all the crazy moments of violence but she herself admitted that was brought out by Danielle. So with no Danielle are we supposed to really be interested in these women? Are they going to make the new shows villan , Kim G? Is that what Danielle meant when she pointed at Kim & said, “Be careful what you wish for!”
Even though Kim is a two faced hag. Will she have what it takes to make season 3 interesting without her counter part, Danielle?
We don’t think so. They may even add two new housewives which seems to be the trend every season now. But we were really invested in these women for two seasons. Losing the main attraction & replacing her with some wannabe just won’t be the same. Ask Michele Williams what it was like to be in an already established Destiny’s Child.
Rumors have it Danielle is working on her own reality show. But with out the craziness of Teresa’s angry outburst will that work?
See its like Peanut Butter without Jelly. You can still eat it. But Its just not as good.
RuPaul is #7 ON “CMB’s Top 10 Most Fascinating” List :
Chayse Love & Rupaul circa 2005
7.) RuPaul
Yes, child I met RuPaul twice in the last 6 years. The second time was during the “Champion Tour” while he was back on top of his game thanks to the success of the hilarious drag queen competition , “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” A few of my New gays dragged me out to see a show in Boston. Btw I love my new gays soooo much they are the realest people I ever met. Shout out! But the moment that I really became fascinated with Rupaul is when I saw him live at a smaller venue back in 2005 when he wasn’t very big in the public eye. Which was a dramatic change from 1997. When he ruled the world. As best as a drag queen could. Back then he had a talk show on Vh1 & was literally the “Wendy Williams” of night time talk shows. Back then he made drag queens mainstream. Now in 2010 he has sort of done that again. At the show in 2005 he looked dramatically different than what I expected from my childhood images of him on tv. Yet he worked the crowd & performed all on his own. No dancers , no smoke & mirrors just him. He even wore jeans with an over the top… top. Durning the song “Foxy LadY” he even collected tips. This shocked me because I thought that was only for strippers & drag queens on the scene. Ru is a superstar. Hell movie star at that!! So to see him hustling was saddening & yet eye opening. That no matter how high up you go. You never know if you have to collect that money one by one again. (How you doin?! LOL) Later I was lucky enough to go back stage & get my Cd signed. While signing my cd & posing for pictures, I gushed like everyone else. But I was one of like 2 (pretty non-lesbian) girls that showed up. Surely now that he is on top again it probably is different. So it was really funny when he said, “Hmm Cute dress sweetie.” I said , “thank you”. Then he said, “Skinny Little Bitch.” LMAO
This type of love hate relationship seemed to be a running thread through out all of my celebrity encounters. And that is fine with me.
Lily Allen steps out & shows off The New Baby Bump!
The singer was at the Premiere of “Tamara Drewe” (whatever that is). In London supporting her mother who happens to be the producer and took the opportunity to introduce the world to her growing baby bump.
Well now there are two questions answered.
1.) Now we know how Lily Allen Got a record deal.
2.) Now we know what she looks like pregnant.
LOL
B.Scott Dishes the “T” on Kelly Rowland & Fantasia in Atlanta. With Him!
We hate him!!!!
JK.
But Damn That hair & those nails!!! Bitch. No man should be putting these girls to shame like that & yet…. he is! Check it out.
Katy Perry’s Cotton Candy Dress & Candy Cane shoes are a hot mess!!
Seems since she has a candy themed career at the moment. Katy Perry thinks she can get away with fashion disasters like this. BTW didn’t Madonna do an album called “Hard Candy” only 2 years ago & the “Sticky & Sweet” Tour wrap last year? Seems the people working on Katy’s album decided to re-fire & refry the material mama’s work to help keep Katy’s career a float. The only difference was, Madonna’s Candy was hard & clearly Katy’s is soft & fluffy! But that doesn’t save this outfit from going straight to fashion hell!! Thoughts?
New Song Leaked: Rihanna “Only Girl (in the world)” (preview)
Well, we warned you this was happening, Rihanna is coming out with a dance album. In the vein of Kelis & Kelly Rowland. This alarming new trend is a good thing. It simply means that it will be over soon as a new trend begins. So die hard dance lovers can go back to hearing dance how it is meant to be heard & songs like this are special to the club environment as a remix. Not a single. We liked the variety of the original & then the club mixes. However for the time being this is what it is. BTW, the song is pretty standard. But Rihanna’s voice is sounding well constructed & produced. However this is just the sample & we will update the full version when it hits the web. For now here is a taste.
Take it Back Tuesday Special Birthday Video : Spice Girls “MaMa” : 1997
CMB: In 1997 The Spice Girl Took over the world & became the biggest thing to come out of the UK since the Beatles. Even though this video & song was not one of their biggest hits in america. Their fans across the globe referred to this on days like this.
Happy Birthday MaMa! xoxo
Chayse Returns Live To Blogtv to chat with You! September 21st 2010!!
The day her album hits stores you will be able to chat with Chayse Live on Webcam!
10:pm est tuesday September 21st 2010
she will return live on Blogtv & Ustream
Chayse will be playing songs from her new album “Before The World Ends” & even singing live! With some more surprises in store! So don’t miss it!
Kourtney & Scott Seek Counseling for his “Dead eyes” & their relationship.
Why is Kourtney Standing Next to that wax figure??? Oops thats just her reality tv sperm donor boyfriend Scott Disik. The two display weekly on E! just what a disfunctional & forced relationship really looks like. What its really like to see up tight preppy douche bags like himself at home. The cold stare, the blank looks, the emotionless touches & then the random violent our burst (which we are pretty sure will turn into murder!). All in all they are a hot mess & now it seems they are in counciling. Again.
“We’ve been working on our relationship and we’re doing the best that we can,” Kardashian said at the Hard Rock Hotel event. “We’re in a really good place right now and taking it day by day and it’s good.”
She can’t seriously be upset at us for reporting on what we (currently) see on her reality show. Whatever is happening today isn’t what is being shown from tapings. That were filmed months ago. “I think [counseling] is really important and we always love going and feel so much better after,” she said. “I think everyone should go. People are like, ‘It’s so expensive and this or that,’ but that’s more important than buying clothes or a handbag or shoes. It’s your life.” Just don’t have another baby until you figure it all out Kourtney. Not to sound “old school” but this is proof that its best to know someone, love someone , get married, see how that goes & then have kids. They are so backwards they are spinning in circles.
LIfe & Style with CMB: Go Back to School in Purple!
Drew turns bland to wow with a purple skirt!
CMB: Purple is in this fall & we are super excited! I don’t suggest full Purple though. Not even a dress. Sure some celebrities can pull that off. But unless you are at a red carpet event or a wedding. Its best to pass on a full purple dress. Save yourself the expected, “Barney jokes”, routine. Plus Purple tops & bottoms is just disgusting. Purple is a color that should be used like cranberry juice in a Gin & Tonic. With just a splash!
Too Much Purple can make u look like a barney!
Some cute heels or even sneakers can take an outfit to outter space. When the color is as brash as purple. A cute purple clutch (not purse) always helps a nice white dress for that labor day party. In conclusion purple is definitly in vogue this season as long as you use it properly. Too much purple on one person should be a crime worth doing time!
purple shoes are a Hot accessory!
Get To Know our Musician of The month: Eliz Camacho
Check out Our her CMB feature with our written interview & pix by CLICKING HERE!
See her most recent interview & Live performance below:
Lisa Nova Tries to Parody The Jersey Housewives But Is it funnier than the real thing?
In its own right this is funny. If you only watch the jersey housewives in clips on “The Soup” you may also think this is funny. But if you are one of the lucky ones that actually watches the show. Then you know this is no where even close to being as funny as the original. Their California voices attempting New jersey tones is just sad. They don’t have the gruff or the attitude. They have the images down but not the bravado. It is a well played attempt but we still think it could have been done “Betta”. Check it out below & Comment what your thoughts!
Update for The Land of Ciara: She will be Performing at The VMA’s!
Now we know their are a few die hard fans of Ciara that come on this site & love to attack us for any comment made about her. But you have to admit we all mention worth while news & comment on recent music or videos. We could bash on her on a weekly basis but chose not to. In fact we didn’t even mention how many times her album has actually been pushed back all through august. OOPs! Anywhoo, there is some good news. Ciara will be performing at the VMa’s.
No word on what the set will include. But this is good news for the flailing princess of R&B. If there is anywhere she is strongest it will be on the stage. Not even Gaga can keep up with Ci Ci. In fact when Ciara opened for Britney Spears her performance out shined all of Brits’s stage smoke & mirrors. No matter how bland or same same. Most of her new music has been. When she hits the stage she is a force to be reckoned with. So Katy Perry & all her candy coated bitches better beware. Ciara is in the building!
My Review of Mel B’s “It’s a Scary World” : Premiere
CMB: I was skeptical. Really Skeptical. But I am a die hard Spice Girls fan so it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t at least set the DVR. Melanie has hosted a few reality shows on cable that I had absolutely no interest in. With good reason. One she was helping revamp office peoples lives. BORING. On the other she was helping fat people , “Dance their ass off.” So I thought, Hmm I’ll pass. So that is just what I did. Then when I found out she was doing a show about herself & her family I was intrigued. But when I found out it was on the Style Network I wondered if I even had that channel. The Style Network isn’t a channel I catch at all & I had no clue they were even in HD. Apparently it is. So I check out the show this morning & within the first 4 minutes I loved it. Why?
Well, 1 she dropped the Eddie Murphy bomb within the first two minutes. Yet, not for shock value or to exploit her daughter with him. But to better explain the role her husband plays as a “father” not “step father”. To a child that has been abandoned by such a well known & loved celebrity. The chemistry with her husband is almost like a woman with a gay man. Yet you learn he is the furthest thing from gay. When he suggest Mel should join the PussyCat Doll Burlesque show & even says, “You wore fish nets for me before.” Melanie made a face & quickly said, “Wrong girl honey.” He paused & then replied, “Oh yeah.” Even though that would normally upset me & my girlfriends. It came off really funny & showed the dynamics between the two. For those who are or have been in long term relationships you know how couples joke. The show focuses on Melanie as she is cresting 35 & wondering if she still has “it”. Both of her daughters are as adorable as Melanie’s laugh. She is the same spunky & fun woman she was as a Spice “girl”. The show was more interesting then I anticipated & I look forward to seeing more. Lets just hope she keeps it realistic all the way through. The worse is when the shows become a hit & get fake! Yuck.
Nice work Style Network!
BTW stop making 35 soooo Scary!!!
Lil Him or Lil Kim?
Is that a drag Queen or is it the Queen Bee?
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Ok times up! That is actually Lil Kim out & about in Cleveland. Cleveland? Yup.
She made a quick club appearance & was looking kinda hard. This is good & bad. Good because it means she is keeping up on her diet & work outs. But she needs to drop the shitty wigs & the drag queen makeup. Its making her looking …too hard. What do you think?
UPdated: Todays 3 stories we don’t care about with: Michaele Salahi, FootBall, &
"whooooooooooo cares!"
1.) FootBall is Back! WHOOOOOOOOOOCARES!!!! LOL
sorry we aren’t big Football fans here. CMB says football is good for 2 things.
Distracting men when you want to cheat on them or go party. And helping her sleep.
2.) The Big question is… was Kara Diogaurdi Fired from Idol? To that we say…… WHoooooooooooooooo Cares!!
3.) Michaele Salahi from the Real Housewives of DC has confirmed she will be spreading her naked 44 year old skeleton for Playboy Magazine. EWWWWWWW why? Whoooooooooooooooo Cares!!!
