Now we know this story is pretty awful. So don’t think we are just heartless. But when the picture of this 3 year old baby with a tattoo popped up we just had to make this a quotable moment.

It also may come as no surprise that the man in question is from Georgia. (We’ll just let that soak in)

A judge in Floyd County, Ga., ruled on Monday that Eugene Ashley must pay $300 and serve 12 months probation for giving his son a tattoo on his shoulder that said “DB” – short for “Daddy’s Boy” – in 2009.

Or “Daddies Bad!

Or what he will be in the future “Dead Beat”

Or Possibly Dumb B*tch, like your mother!”

Ok we’ll digress.

Ashley was arrested about a year later after an official from the Department of Child Services visited his house and spotted the tatted up tyke, the Rome News-Tribune newspaper reported.

It’s illegal in Georgia to give a tattoo to someone younger than 18. (And should be)

Prosecutors called the crime “egregious,” but said that it would have been difficult to prosecute because it would rely solely on the toddler’s testimony.

“I don’t know if we would be able to elicit a testimony from a child,” Patterson told the paper. (What is the issue? Just ask, ‘did it hurt?” That should be all you need.”)

Ashley said he was drunk and didn’t remember giving the toddler the tattoo, Georgia’s WSBTV television reported.

The boy was taken into custody by child services and is now living with his uncle. (That sounds safer LOL!)

The uncle, George Hawkins, said that the boy remembered the tattoo and recalled that it hurt “a little bit,” the station reported.

Can you image a 3 year old with a country swang,”it hurt a little but so did that i feel off my dirt bike.” LOL

What’s your quote for this hot mess? Comment it below.

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