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6. All The Actors of 2009

November’s Actress of the Month

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WE HAVE TO RE-UPDATE MO’NIQUE in 24 hours (posted dec. 1st)

October 2009 Actor of the Month

vince-vaughnVince Vaughn

SWingers, The break Up, Wedding Crashers, Be Cool , & now Couples Retreat. The list goes on & on. This mans Frat boy humor has crossed all boundaries & yet he is still lovable in  a sick twisted way. Ladies both loth & Lust after him in each film & men always want to be his best friend. When Vince started out in films like Swingers he was so sexy he was deemed the next Brad Pitt before Brad Pitt was Brad Pitt! Even though he noticeably let him self go over the years in some respect,  his sexiness shines through in his presence. We are really looking forward to his new movie arriving this month featuring Kristin Davis  of “Sex and the City”.

He is also the Guy Chayse claims she would “Fu**” in the opening of  the “Marry , Fu** , Kill ” episode of 2008′s “Chayse TV” CLICK HERE TO WATCH.

We know Vince will put the old Vaughn touch in this role as he was even able to mange in a kids christmas movie a few years back. Even though Range may not be  his thing. When your good at something why fix that which isn’t broken? Check out the trailer for “Couples Retreat” below. Plus our favorite character by Vince “Roggie from Be Cool”, it’s Laughtastic!

WE didn’t find anyone  fit in September to be featured so we just didn’t ! HA!


August 2009 Actor of the Month

Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum

Hot Hot Hottie Hot! Ok now that we got that out of the way.

Famed for his role on the amazingly still rolling fox series “Prison Break”. Channing is still realitivly unknown but this year he is planning on changing all that. With a lead role in what should be a hit this summer “G.I. Joe” Based on the 1980′s – early 90′s cartoon. Does he have what it takes to be the next heart throb or will his flame burn brightest right before it goes out? You be the judge check out the trailers below!


July Heat Wave 2009 Actor of the Month

Sacha Baron Cohen

Ali G, Borat & Now Bruno! This month we are about to find our on July 16th if he

can do it again! Sacha is a very good actor , very funny, very talented & on occassion very handsome. He is

married with one child & that hasn’t slowed down his crazy on film antics! In Bruno he plays a supermodel

(sort of) that goes on a Borat esk adventure shocking “Real” people along the way. It may be funny it may

be a mess I guess we’ll have to see but secretly don’t you wish you were out at the mall when Sacha came

with his video crew & a man in S&M garb omg what a day that would be!

Check out Our 3 fav videos of Sacha @ his Best!!

Website for the new movie BRUNO HERE!!

JUNE PRIDE 2009 Actress Of The Month

Portia de Rossi

The Male Fantasy as has arrived to Chasemebaby.com , Hot lesbians are

the total male “Fantasy”! Not all lesbians are hot but Portia breaks the model. She is beautiful,

brilliant, & Opps did we forget to mention Married! That’s Right she is one of the women in California

who’s Gay Marriage that is still being up held in California. She also happens to be married to one of

the biggest gay Icons on tv daily “Ellen Degeneres”! Portia first big film was “Scream 2″ back in the

90′s & ever since she has been on shows like “Ally Mcbeal”, “Nip Tuck”, & her new show “Better off

Ted”. The best part about her career is although she has played straight roles she makes no bones

about playing gay rolls on camera & has had many girl on girl kissing scenes which i am sure the men

that visit our site can appreciate that!

Check out the Saucy portia below!

May 2009 Actor of the Month

C H R I S T I A N B   A  L  E

“What the fuck is it that you don’t understand?”

Those no infamous words from the secret recording of actor Christian Bale ranting

at a lighting director on the set of “Terminator Salvation” put Christian back in the cool guy category

after (sadly) The Late Heath Ledger Stole the lime light in Bales Mega Super Human Hit movie . last

summers “The Dark Knight”! Bale is back & ready for action in another thrill ride brought to you by

the “terminator Franchise”. Releasing Memorial weekend it is set to blow away movie goers &

hopefully movie records. Let’s see if Bale can put his money where is mouth is “Ah ta da da da”! (:

Click any Picture to check out the Official Myspace Page or watch the trailer below!!

APRIL 2009 ACTOR OF THE MONTH

STEVEN KAPLAN

This is a first , our actor of the month is exactly what this site is all about. Not only is

he relatively unknown in general, he has no myspace that can be googled, no credits for film work on

yahoo & no mention on any main entertainment blogs. Despite all this non-spotlight he is in a major motion

picture / sanz indie film & he is the films star! Releasing this April 3rd, “Bart got a room”. Is this young up

& comers first major roll & what a way to start , with critics giving the movie major acclaim from the likes of

, “tribeca film festival & “chicago film festival”. With big league actors like william H. Macy & cheryl Hines as

his parents  Steves character Danny is the new “Napoleon” with out the glass or the “he looks like he smells”

factor.  We wish we had more links but he is really that unknown & that just goes to show you kids , all the

myspace, twitter & youtube in the world can’t compete against real talent! Click the picture above to see the

Trailer to “Bart Got A Room”.

MARCH 2009 ACTRESS OF THE MONTH

“ELIZA DUSHKU”

ELIZA IS BACK!

Long gone are the pom poms from “Bring it on” yet the tuff chick with the porcelain doll face still remains. In Fox new show “Doll House” ex “vampire slayer” Eliza plays a girl that all but seems to have been kidnapped by a secret government agency. Or mega corporation the details haven’t really been cleared up. All that is clear is Eliza’s character dubbed “Echo” & a slew of other fit & fine men & women are all human robots.

Not including any metal parts they simple sit in a chair & a kid with too much time on his hands & too much technology at his fingertips , presses a button & wipes their memory clean. Rendering them a “Clean slate” if you will. A slate to be filled with any personality the boss above deem necessary per episode. We are still sketchy on the longevity of such a male fantasy drive program but with Eliza at the helm spirits are high! It’s nice to see fox (aside form its unsavory news programs) takes care of it’s own. Check out a quick video below of doll house all the myspace links!

DOLL HOUSE MYSPACE PAGE

ELIZA’S MYSPACE PAGE

Understanding the Dollhouse

**** FEBRUARY 2009′S ACTRESS OF THE MONTH ****

VIOLA DAVIS

CLICK HERE FOR HER OSCAR PAGE

You may recognize her face but not her name she has been giving riveting performances on the little screen & the big screen for years! Now it seems 2009 is her year! With a Golden Globe Nomination already behind her & an Oscar That very well could be in her future Viola has the spotlight on her now & she is soaking it up. Her performance in the drama Doubt” has garnered her a Oscar Nomination & she (as will the rest of the world) will find out the results this February 22nd. A Rhode Island Native & R.I.C Graduate she is living proof you can come from the countries smallest state & do very big things.

Now many people asked why we didn’t put an all black group for Black history month but thats not how this site works! We give props where props are due & Viola is being credited for her accomplishments not what the color her skin was while she accomplished them. From films like Traffic” & Out of Sight” to shows like “Law & Order” she has made the rounds & now her peers are standing up & taking notice. Now we think you should notice her too. Unfortunately she didn’t have any sites or myspace page we could find, so you can watch her interview below & click the picture above to see her Oscar page & when you can see her (hopefully) accept her award!

******* JANUARY 2009′S ACTOR OF THE MONTH ******


JAMES FRANCO

James Franco in Pineapple Express

We would have loved to put James up in december but since his latest movie “MILK” is still in theaters & His Movie “Pineapple express” is coming to dvd Jan 6th. We thought this would be the best time to let you all know how truly in love we are with this man. Sure he has the looks but his talent is what is making him into the star that he is.

Even though he was in films like fly boys, james dean & all 3 spiderman films! Once he transformed himself into the pot smoking, laid back hippie in his latest flick & a late 1900′s mustache gay rocking gay male. We knew good looks was just the icing on that cake. He is the Brad Pitt , younger sleeker with more applications then his predecessor. Check out his interview on Jimmy Kimmel below & the trailer to “Pineapple Express”.

( P.s. There were so many fan pages & sites dedicated to him it was next to impossible to find a legitimate one so check just google him there’s plenty to see!)

“JAMES FRANCO ON JIMMY KIMMEL”

“PINEAPPLE EXPRESS TRAILER”